She Wanted An Italian Sports Car -

The Last Time I Saw Marilyn Was In Late 1959, When I Appeared In Let's Make Love At Fox. The Wide-eyed Marilyn I Had First Known Was Gone. This Marilyn Was More Beautiful Than Ever.

I Like To Do Things For My Wife On Valentine's Day. I Open The Door For Her When She Puts Laundry In The Washing Machine.

Just Remember, Golf Is Flog Spelled Backwards.

We Inherit A Lot From Our Parents: Mom's Eyes, Dad's Chin, And The Attitude Of Whichever Parent Isn't Punishing You At The Moment. All Of Those Things We Have Our Mom's To Thank For."if Evolution Really Works, How Come Mothers Only Have Two Hands?"

Most Attorneys Practice Law Because It Gives Them A Grand And Glorious Feeling. You Give Them A Grand - And They Feel Glorious.