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I Bought My Son An Indestructible Toy. Yesterday He Left It In The Driveway. It Broke My Car.

I Was In A Department Store And I Saw A Weird-looking Gadget. I Asked The Young Saleslady What It Was. She Answered, "it Doesn't Do Anything. It's Just A Christmas Gift."

It's Rough To Go Through Life With Your Contents Looking As If They Settled During Shipping.

It's Always Consoling To Know That Today's Christmas Gifts Are Tomorrow's Garage Sales.

I Can't Tell You His Age, But When He Was Born The Wonder Drug Was Mercurochrome.