I Really Doubt Whether Evolution Ever Works,

The Human Brain Is Special. It Starts Working As Soon As You Get Up And It Doesn't Stop Until You Get To School.

Experience Is What You Have After You've Forgotten Her Name.

They've Got Plastic Christmas Trees Now. They're Hard To Tell From The Real Aluminum Ones.

It's Amazing How Fast Later Comes When You Buy Now!

It's Always Consoling To Know That Today's Christmas Gifts Are Tomorrow's Garage Sales.