Our Local Department Store Had Two Santas

Most Attorneys Practice Law Because It Gives Them A Grand And Glorious Feeling. You Give Them A Grand - And They Feel Glorious.

Who Says We Didn't Have Controversial Subjects On Tv Back In My Time? Remember Bonanza? It Was About Three Guys In High Heels Living Together

My Son Gave Me A Nice Bottle Of Cologne - Eau De Owe.

Marriage Is One Of The Few Institutions That Allow A Man To Do As His Wife Pleases.

We Inherit A Lot From Our Parents: Mom's Eyes, Dad's Chin, And The Attitude Of Whichever Parent Isn't Punishing You At The Moment. All Of Those Things We Have Our Mom's To Thank For."if Evolution Really Works, How Come Mothers Only Have Two Hands?"