Laughter Is An Instant Vacation.

Sex At Eighty-four Is Terrific, Especially The One In The Winter.

The Post Office Is Very Careful Nowadays. When They Get A Package Marked "fragile," They Throw It Underhand.

I Just Read About A Schoolteacher Who Got Hurt. She Was Grading Papers On A Curve!

Every Year My Boss Used To Give Me A Bottle Of Expensive Brandy Because I'd Told Him That My Doctor Suggested A Drink Once In A While. This Year My Boss Gave Me The Name Of A New Doctor.

Sir, I Didn't Deserve The Grade You Gave Me On This Test. Do You Know A Lower One?