Laughter Is An Instant Vacation.

I Feel Like Zsa Zsa Gabor's Sixth Husband. I Know What I'm Supposed To Do, But I Don't Know How To Make It Interesting.

I Like To Do Things For My Wife On Valentine's Day. I Open The Door For Her When She Puts Laundry In The Washing Machine.

Some Kids Want To Know Why The Teachers Get Paid When It's The Kids Who Have To Do All The Work.

At Christmas You Can Get Real Bargains. I Saw One Item Marked Down Ten Dollars. It Was A Yacht.

You Can Lead A Man To Congress, But You Can't Make Him Think.