I Bought My Son A Bat For

Committee - A Group Of Men Who Keep Minutes And Waste Hours.

My Wife Can't Figure Out What To Buy Me. What Do You Give A Man Who's Had Everything Up To Here?

Laughter Is An Instant Vacation.

I Bought My Kid An Educational Toy To Help Him Make It Through Life. No Matter How You Put It Together, It's Wrong.

We Inherit A Lot From Our Parents: Mom's Eyes, Dad's Chin, And The Attitude Of Whichever Parent Isn't Punishing You At The Moment. All Of Those Things We Have Our Mom's To Thank For."if Evolution Really Works, How Come Mothers Only Have Two Hands?"