Marriage Is One Of The Few Institutions

My Son Really Has The Spirit Of Valentine's Day. When He Was In College, He Used To Send His Mother A Heart-shaped Box Of Laundry.

My Son Gave Me A Nice Bottle Of Cologne - Eau De Owe.

Marriage Is One Of The Few Institutions That Allow A Man To Do As His Wife Pleases.

A Man Is Hit By A Car While Crossing A Beverly Hills Street. A Woman Rushes To Him And Cradles His Head In Her Lap, Asking, Are You Comfortable? The Man Answers, I Make A Nice Living.

I Like To Think Of Myself As The Middleman Between Fred Allen And Henny Youngman.