I Just Bought A Great Gift For

My Wife Wants Something Foreign For Christmas - Like A Mexican Divorce.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine In The World.

I Take New Years With A Grain Of Salt And Three Aspirins.

A Young Man Fills Out An Application For A Job And Does Well Until He Gets To The Last Question, "who Should We Notify In Case Of An Accident?" He Mulls It Over And Then Writes, "anybody In Sight!"

What An Orchestra! They Just Sit There, But Their Minds Are Thousands Of Miles Away With Their Bookies.