I Just Bought A Great Gift For

One Of Those Christmas Songs Says, "you Better Not Shout, You Better Not Cry, You Better Not Pout." How's My Wife Going To Get Along?

My Son Really Has The Spirit Of Valentine's Day. When He Was In College, He Used To Send His Mother A Heart-shaped Box Of Laundry.

Valentine's Day Is The Day When You Remember That Cupid Was A Lousy Shot.

I Don't Worry Too Much About Sex Education In The Schools. If The Kids Learn It Like They Do Everything Else, They Won't Know How.

Poverty Is Not A Disgrace, But It's Terribly Inconvenient.