I Just Bought A Great Gift For

For Christmas The Just Came Out With A Battery-operated Battery. But The Batteries Aren't Included.

At The Christmas Party, The Secretary With The Long Red Hair Ate Three Pickles, And Four Salesmen Panicked.

I Just Read About A Schoolteacher Who Got Hurt. She Was Grading Papers On A Curve!

War Toys Are Scary. They Have A Rocket Launcher With A Bayonet Attached, In Case You Miss.

I Like To Think Of Myself As The Middleman Between Fred Allen And Henny Youngman.