Valentine's Day Is The Day When You

In Washington, A Man Gets Up To Speak And Doesn't Say A Thing, And The Other Men Disagree With Him For Three Hours.

An Adult Western Is Where The Hero Still Kisses His Horse At The End, Only Now He Worries About It.

I Don't Date Women My Age. There Aren't Any.

I Just Read About A Schoolteacher Who Got Hurt. She Was Grading Papers On A Curve!

Sir, I Didn't Deserve The Grade You Gave Me On This Test. Do You Know A Lower One?