I Wanted To Get The Guy Who

My Brother Applied For Work, But Was Told By The Company That It Had More Employees Than It Needed. My Brother Said, "don't Worry. The Little Bit Of Work I Do Won't Be Noticed !!!"

Our Local Department Store Had Two Santas - One For Regular Kids And One For Kids Who Wanted Ten Toys Or Less.

The Problem With Life Is, By The Time You Can Read Women Like A Book, Your Library Card Has Expired.

In The Suburbs It's Hard To Buy Your Christmas Gifts Early In The Year. You Never Know Who Your Friends Will Be In December.

My Son Gave Me A Nice Bottle Of Cologne - Eau De Owe.