Valentine's Day - A Nice Holiday Because

One Of Those Christmas Songs Says, "you Better Not Shout, You Better Not Cry, You Better Not Pout." How's My Wife Going To Get Along?

Remember When You Had Your Face Lifted... And The Guy Brought It Back.

You're Aging When Your Actions Creak Louder Than Your Words.

It Was A Tough School. The Kids On The Debating Team Took Steroids!

I Bought My Mother-in-law A Beautiful Chair For Christmas, But She Won't Let Me Plug It In.