They've Got Plastic Christmas Trees Now. They're

On Valentine's Day, I Wired Flowers For My Mother-in-law, But She Found The Fuse.

If Opportunity Doesn't Knock, Build A Door.

We Inherit A Lot From Our Parents: Mom's Eyes, Dad's Chin, And The Attitude Of Whichever Parent Isn't Punishing You At The Moment. All Of Those Things We Have Our Mom's To Thank For."if Evolution Really Works, How Come Mothers Only Have Two Hands?"

All My Wife Wanted For Valentine's Day Was A Little Card - American Express.

For Christmas The Just Came Out With A Battery-operated Battery. But The Batteries Aren't Included.