My Wife Calls Our Waterbed The Dead

A Good Wife Always Forgives Her Husband When She's Wrong.

I Can't Tell You His Age, But When He Was Born The Wonder Drug Was Mercurochrome.

My Brother Applied For Work, But Was Told By The Company That It Had More Employees Than It Needed. My Brother Said, "don't Worry. The Little Bit Of Work I Do Won't Be Noticed !!!"

Committee - A Group Of Men Who Keep Minutes And Waste Hours.

Talk About Cheap - On Christmas Eve, My Neighbour Shoots Off Three Blanks And Tells His Kids Santa Claus Just Committed Suicide.