My Wife Calls Our Waterbed The Dead

I Bought An Ideal Gift For My Mother-in-law - A Battery-operated Mouth.

If Evolution Really Works, How Come Mothers Only Have Two Hands?

My Wife And I Were Shopping For The Whole Family. In The Music Department My Wife Said, "let's Get Your Nephew A Set Of Drums. That's What Your Brother Did To Us Last Year."

Radio... That Wonderful Invention By Which I Can Reach Millions Of People... Who Fortunately Can't Reach Me.

My Wife And I Have A Perfect Understanding. I Don't Try To Run Her Life, And I Don't Try To Run Mine.