My Wife Calls Our Waterbed The Dead

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It's Amazing How Fast Later Comes When You Buy Now!

We Inherit A Lot From Our Parents: Mom's Eyes, Dad's Chin, And The Attitude Of Whichever Parent Isn't Punishing You At The Moment. All Of Those Things We Have Our Mom's To Thank For."if Evolution Really Works, How Come Mothers Only Have Two Hands?"

You Can Lead A Man To Congress, But You Can't Make Him Think.