Most Attorneys Practice Law Because It Gives

I Just Filled Out My Income Tax Forms. Who Says You Can't Get Killed By A Blank?

I Bought An Ideal Gift For My Mother-in-law - A Battery-operated Mouth.

A Young Man Fills Out An Application For A Job And Does Well Until He Gets To The Last Question, "who Should We Notify In Case Of An Accident?" He Mulls It Over And Then Writes, "anybody In Sight!"

My Wife Can't Figure Out What To Buy Me. What Do You Give A Man Who's Had Everything Up To Here?

We Owe A Lot To Thomas Edison - If It Wasn't For Him, We'd Be Watching Television By Candlelight.