On Valentine's Day, I Wired Flowers For

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Now That Doctors Have Stopped Making House Calls, Lots Of Patients Now Have To Die Without Their Help.

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I Gave My Wife A Gift Certificate For Christmas. She Ran Out To Exchange It For A Bigger Size.