My Secret For Staying Young Is Good

I've Got To Watch Myself These Days. It's Too Exciting Watching Anyone Else.

I See The Beatles Have Arrived From England. They Were 40 Pounds Overweight - And That Was Just Their Hair.

A Photographer Kept Shooting Me Every Time I Swung. I Was Very Flattered Until I Found Out He Was From Field And Stream.

The Concorde Is Great. It Gives You Three Extra Hours To Find Your Luggage.

Golf Is A Game That Needlessly Prolongs The Lives Of Some Of Our Most Useless Citizens.