My Secret For Staying Young Is Good

My Folks Were English. They Were Too Poor To Be British. I Still Have A Bit Of British In Me. In Fact, My Blood Type Is Solid Marmalade.

Foursomes Have Left The First Tee There And Have Never Been Seen Again. They Just Find Their Shoelaces And Bags.

A Photographer Kept Shooting Me Every Time I Swung. I Was Very Flattered Until I Found Out He Was From Field And Stream.

Celebrities Have A Way Of Touching Our Lives. Perhaps We Are Influenced By Their Screen Image, Or Perhaps By Their Acquired Status. Here Are Some Celebrity Quotes About Christmas. You Will Find That Just Like Everybody Else, Celebrities Also Enjoy The Little Pleasures Of Christmas.

My Next Door Neighbor Just Had A Pacemaker Installed. They're Still Working The Bugs Out, Though. Every Time He Makes Love, My Garage Door Opens.