My Name Has Zero Value.

It’s Sad. Marxism Didn’t Work. Communism Didn’t Work. Capitalism Doesn’t Work. Nothing Works. Even Democracy Doesn’t Work. Democracy-the Greatest Form Of Government And We Have Two Choices For Who’s Our Leader. In Fascism You Only Have One Choice. That’s Great. We Have One More Choice Than The Worst Form Of Government.

The Only People Who Like To Live Alone More Than Comics Are Priests.

I Think Everyone Should Own Six Guns, Even Though I Don't Own Any.

People Say History Is Boring, And That Is True Because People Are Boring. We Haven't Changed Since Time Began. We're Still The Same.

Everybody's Got A Different Sense Of Humor. It's Just Different Styles.