I'm Not A Big Method Actor. I'm

People Say History Was Written By The Winners. No, It Wasn't. It Was Written By The Bullies.

I'm Quietly Becoming New York's Premiere Actor. People Don't Understand. They Have Me Pigeon-holed As A Comedian.

I Think Helen Of Troy Must Have Been Pretty Hot. She Got Two Countries Going Crazy For 10 Years Over Her.

It Was Tumultuous, It Was Crazy, But I Would Not Trade It For Anything.

My Stand-up Act? I Combine The Fact That The World Is A Violent Place With The Fact That Each Person Is Responsible For The Situation They Are In.