My Mother's Sister Was Killed In A

When I Read Dickens For The First Time, I Thought He Was Jewish, Because He Wrote About Oppression And Bigotry, All The Things That My Father Talked About.

A Summary Of Every Jewish Holiday: They Tried To Kill Us, We Won, Let's Eat!

I Always Plan Dinner First Thing In The Morning. That's The Only Way I Can Get Through The Day, Having A Specific Meal To Look Forward To At Night.

Modesty Is Not One Of My Virtues.

You Do Live Longer With Bran, But You Spend The Last Fifteen Years On The Toilet.