My Mother's Sister Was Killed In A

I Made It, Ma - Carnegie Hall. And I Didn't Have To Practice.

That's The Great Thing About New Year's, You Get To Be A Year Older. For Me, That Wasn't Such A Joke, Because My Birthday Was Always Around This Time. When I Was A Kid, My Father Used To Tell Me That Everybody Was Celebrating My Birthday. That's What The Trees Are All About.

We Get The Worrywart, The Hypochondriac, The Money-grubbing Miser, The Intractable Negotiator... Some Would Say Certain Of These Refer To The Stereotypical, Or 'stage' Jew. But Objectively Speaking, The Only Crime In Humor Is An Unfunny Joke.

A Summary Of Every Jewish Holiday: They Tried To Kill Us, We Won, Let's Eat!

You Do Live Longer With Bran, But You Spend The Last Fifteen Years On The Toilet.