My Mother's Sister Was Killed In A

You Know You Are Getting Old When People Tell You How Good You Look.

If You Stop And Think About It, Nearly All Great Humor Is At The Expense Of Someone Or Something.

My Favorite Way To Spend Saturday Is In And Out Of Bed, Watching Sports On Tv And Eating.

Comedy Is An Amazing Calling. Once You Get That First Laugh, It's Hard To Turn Away. Then, Of Course, You're Hooked And You Have To Learn How To Survive In The Business.

I Was A High School Throw-out.