If You Keep Yourself Alive And Current,

Everything My Mother Made Had To Cook For 80 Hours, And When She Made Matzoh Balls She Didn't Know Fluffy. Everything Sank.

I Don't Mind Being 65, But Nobody Is Gonna Tell Me To Come In At 5:30 To Have The Early Bird Special.

Modesty Is Not One Of My Virtues.

I Just Never Saw My Mother In Any Other Room But The Kitchen. There Were Always Pots Going.

When I Get Up In The Morning, I Have To Decide What I'm Going To Have For Dinner Or I Can't Get Through The Day.