If You Keep Yourself Alive And Current,

My Son Says I Never Tell Stories About Anyone Who's Living.

I Was A High School Throw-out.

You Do Live Longer With Bran, But You Spend The Last Fifteen Years On The Toilet.

Marriage Is Nature's Way Of Keeping Us From Fighting With Strangers.

My Brother Is The Youngest Member Of The College Of Physicians And Surgeons. And I Wouldn't Let Him Cut My Nails.