I Was A High School Throw-out.

One Thing I've Never Said In My Whole Life Is, 'let's Have Dinner At A Japanese Restaurant.'

When I Get Up In The Morning, I Have To Decide What I'm Going To Have For Dinner Or I Can't Get Through The Day.

I Won't Eat In A Place That Has Suits Of Armor.

If You Keep Yourself Alive And Current, Funny Is Funny.

Marriage Is Nature's Way Of Keeping Us From Fighting With Strangers.