As A Parent, I'd - I'd Be

Milton Took Vaudeville, Which, If You Look Up 'vaudeville' In The Dictionary, Right Alongside Of It, It Says 'milton Berle' - And He Made It Just A Tremendous Party.

The Other Day My House Caught Fire. My Lawyer Said, "shouldn't Be A Problem. What Kind Of Coverage Do You Have?" I Said, "fire And Theft." The Lawyer Frowned. "uh Oh. Wrong Kind. Should Be Fire Or Theft."

I Made It, Ma - Carnegie Hall. And I Didn't Have To Practice.

A Summary Of Every Jewish Holiday: They Tried To Kill Us, We Won, Let's Eat!

My Mother's Sister Was Killed In A Trolley Car Accident, So I Was Raised As One Of Eight With My Sister And Six Male Cousins.