As A Parent, I'd - I'd Be

I Don't Mind Being 65, But Nobody Is Gonna Tell Me To Come In At 5:30 To Have The Early Bird Special.

I Won't Eat In A Place That Has Suits Of Armor.

I Had A Sympathetic Role In 'thirtysomething,' And In Two Weeks I'm Going To Do The Role Again. But In The Movies, I Just Love The Heavies. It's Much More Fun. Villains Are A Ball. People Have Been Laughing At Me For 50 Years, So I Love To Sit In The Back Of The Theater And Listen To Them Hate Me.

Banks Have A New Image. Now You Have 'a Friend,' Your Friendly Banker. If The Banks Are So Friendly, How Come They Chain Down The Pens?

Comedy Is A Reflection. We Create Nothing. We Set No Styles, No Standards. We're Reflections. It's A Distorted Mirror In The Fun House. We Watch Society. As Society Behaves, Then We Have The Ability To Make Fun Of It.