I Don't Mind Being 65, But Nobody

Comedy Is An Amazing Calling. Once You Get That First Laugh, It's Hard To Turn Away. Then, Of Course, You're Hooked And You Have To Learn How To Survive In The Business.

As Life's Pleasures Go, Food Is Second Only To Sex. Except For Salami And Eggs. Now That's Better Than Sex, But Only If The Salami Is Thickly Sliced.

You Know You Are Getting Old When People Tell You How Good You Look.

There's Nobody To Believe In Anymore, Nobody To Trust.

I Was A High School Throw-out.