The Ability To Absorb A Book And

I Don't Mind Being 65, But Nobody Is Gonna Tell Me To Come In At 5:30 To Have The Early Bird Special.

I Just Never Saw My Mother In Any Other Room But The Kitchen. There Were Always Pots Going.

If You Want To Read About Love And Marriage, You've Got To Buy Two Separate Books.

My Father Was A Dreamer - My Hero. He Was A Smart, Tough Guy From Poland, A Cutter Of Lady's Handbags, An Old Socialist-unionist Who Always Considered Himself A Failure. His Big Line Was: 'don't End Up Like Me.'

Let's Face It: It's Difficult Enough To Be Funny Without Worrying About What Is Going To Offend Whom.