I Think One Of The Big Things

Modesty Is Not One Of My Virtues.

You Know You Are Getting Old When People Tell You How Good You Look.

I Was A High School Throw-out.

If You Stop And Think About It, Nearly All Great Humor Is At The Expense Of Someone Or Something.

When I Read Dickens For The First Time, I Thought He Was Jewish, Because He Wrote About Oppression And Bigotry, All The Things That My Father Talked About.