Ed Sullivan Brought Me To Tv First

It's Not Easy Being A Father, But I've Been Allowed A Comeback.

The World Is Full Of Little Dictators Trying To Run Your Life.

I Think One Of The Big Things About Comedy Is The Ability For The Audience To Identify.

The Other Day My House Caught Fire. My Lawyer Said, "shouldn't Be A Problem. What Kind Of Coverage Do You Have?" I Said, "fire And Theft." The Lawyer Frowned. "uh Oh. Wrong Kind. Should Be Fire Or Theft."

I Don't Mind Being 65, But Nobody Is Gonna Tell Me To Come In At 5:30 To Have The Early Bird Special.