Modesty Is Not One Of My Virtues.

As A Parent, I'd - I'd Be A Better Father.

When I Get Up In The Morning, I Have To Decide What I'm Going To Have For Dinner Or I Can't Get Through The Day.

You Do Live Longer With Bran, But You Spend The Last Fifteen Years On The Toilet.

I Don't Mind Being 65, But Nobody Is Gonna Tell Me To Come In At 5:30 To Have The Early Bird Special.

I Think One Of The Big Things About Comedy Is The Ability For The Audience To Identify.