Modesty Is Not One Of My Virtues.

I Was A High School Throw-out.

Larry David Finds A Way To Make Jokes About The Holocaust. It Would Never Have Occurred To Me. And It Was Funny.

I Always Plan Dinner First Thing In The Morning. That's The Only Way I Can Get Through The Day, Having A Specific Meal To Look Forward To At Night.

I Made It, Ma - Carnegie Hall. And I Didn't Have To Practice.

As Life's Pleasures Go, Food Is Second Only To Sex. Except For Salami And Eggs. Now That's Better Than Sex, But Only If The Salami Is Thickly Sliced.