Let's Face It: It's Difficult Enough To

There's Nobody To Believe In Anymore, Nobody To Trust.

My Favorite Way To Spend Saturday Is In And Out Of Bed, Watching Sports On Tv And Eating.

You Do Live Longer With Bran, But You Spend The Last Fifteen Years On The Toilet.

There's A Charm, There's A Rhythm, There's A Soul To Jewish Humor. When I First Saw Richard Pryor Perform, I Told Him, 'you're Doing A Jewish Act.'

If You Stop And Think About It, Nearly All Great Humor Is At The Expense Of Someone Or Something.