My Idea Of Exercise Is A Good

If You Don't Have Wrinkles, You Haven't Laughed Enough.

I Still Take The Pill. I Don't Want Any More Grandchildren.

It's An Ill Will That Blows When You Leave The Hairdresser.

I Don't Know How You Feel About Old Age... But In My Case I Didn't Even See It Coming. It Hit Me From The Rear.

I Was So Wrinkled I Could Screw My Hats On.