My Idea Of Exercise Is A Good

I Am Descended From A Very Long Line My Mother Once Foolishly Listened To.

It Took Me Three Weeks To Stuff The Turkey. I Stuffed It Through The Beak.

I Once Wore A Peekaboo Blouse. People Would Peek And Then They’d Boo.

Just The Other Day I Said To Fang, "don't You Think We've Got A Storybook Romance?" And He Said, "yes, And Every Page Is Ripped.

Burt Reynolds Once Asked Me Out. I Was In His Room.