My Idea Of Exercise Is A Good

My Timing Is So Precise, A Heckler Would Have To Make An Appointment Just To Get A Word In.

The Doctor Looked My Body Over. I Said: Is There Any Hope? He Said: Yes. Reincarnation.

You Know You're Old If They Have Discontinued Your Blood Type.

The Best Contraceptive For Old People Is Nudity.

It's Hard To Find A Negligee In My Size. I Wear A Junior Mister.