My Husband Always Felt That A Marriage

Old Age Is When The Liver Spots Show Through Your Gloves.

My Doctor Is A Family Physician. He Treats My Family And I Support His.

On The Way To The Delivery Room, I Almost Changed My Mind About Having A Baby. I Wouldn't Have Found It So Hard To Go Ahead With It If I Had Realized That Having A Baby Was The Only Way I Could Ever Become A Grandmother.

I Buried A Lot Of My Ironing In The Back Yard.

I Like To Serve Chocolate Cake, Because It Doesn't Show The Dirt.