Most Rich People Are The Poorest People

Bores Put You In A Mental Cemetery While You Are Still Walking.

Intolerance Of Mediocrity Has Been The Main Prop Of My Independence.

Nothing Spoils A Good Party Like A Genius.

[on The British Museum:] It Was Manifestly Impossible To Read All The Books In That Huge, Gloomy Structure, But I Made A Good Try And Accumulated A Fund Of Useless Information Guaranteed To Cast A Pall Over Any Dinner Table.

Laugh At Yourself First, Before Anyone Else Can.