Most Rich People Are The Poorest People

The Cocktail Party Is Easily The Worst Invention Since Castor Oil

Don't Try For Wit. Settle For Humor. You'll Last Longer.

Nothing Spoils A Good Party Like A Genius.

Bores Put You In A Mental Cemetery While You Are Still Walking.

To Get Fifty People To A Cocktail Party In New York, You Ask One Hundred. In Hollywood, You Invite Twenty.