Cocktails Are Society's Most Enduring Invention!

Only Those Who Have Earned Leisure Know How To Use It Profitably.

Serve The Dinner Backward, Do Anything - But For Goodness Sake, Do Something Weird.

Intolerance Of Mediocrity Has Been The Main Prop Of My Independence.

The Loudest Psalm Singer In The Congregation Always Is A Reformed Sinner.

Fight Fire With Fire. If You Must Have Bores, Always Put Them Together Or At The Same Table ... Bores Have An Effervescent Chemical Reaction On One Another At A Party. They Invariably Have A Marvelous Time Trading Banalities In The Absence Of Competition. Clichés Roll Trippingly Off The Tongue Like Sparkling Epigrams And Trite Observations Acquire Depth Sinking Into Receptive Minds.