Cocktails Are Society's Most Enduring Invention!

What Is A Bore? Maxwell Definition: A Vacuum Cleaner Of Society, Sucking Up Everything And Giving Nothing. How Do You Spot One? Bores Are Always Anxious To Be Seen Talking To You.

Bores Put You In A Mental Cemetery While You Are Still Walking.

Most Rich People Are The Poorest People I Know.

I Make Enemies Deliberately. They Are The Sauce Piquante To My Dish Of Life.

[on The British Museum:] It Was Manifestly Impossible To Read All The Books In That Huge, Gloomy Structure, But I Made A Good Try And Accumulated A Fund Of Useless Information Guaranteed To Cast A Pall Over Any Dinner Table.