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People Who Have Escaped From Poverty Are Like Old Soldiers. In Later Years They Recount The Little, Amusing Incidents That Happened Infrequently, And Conveniently Forget The Long, Unrelieved Stretches Of Misery And Boredom.

Most Rich People Are The Poorest People I Know.

Intolerance Of Mediocrity Has Been The Main Prop Of My Independence.

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Laugh At Yourself First, Before Anyone Else Can.