Nothing Spoils A Good Party Like A

Serve The Dinner Backward, Do Anything - But For Goodness Sake, Do Something Weird.

Bores Put You In A Mental Cemetery While You Are Still Walking.

[on The British Museum:] It Was Manifestly Impossible To Read All The Books In That Huge, Gloomy Structure, But I Made A Good Try And Accumulated A Fund Of Useless Information Guaranteed To Cast A Pall Over Any Dinner Table.

The Cocktail Party Is Easily The Worst Invention Since Castor Oil

Cocktails Are Society's Most Enduring Invention!