Serve The Dinner Backward, Do Anything -

I Make Enemies Deliberately. They Are The Sauce Piquante To My Dish Of Life.

Only Those Who Have Earned Leisure Know How To Use It Profitably.

Someone Has Said That Life Itself Is A Party: You Join After It's Started And You Leave Before It's Finished.

People Who Have Escaped From Poverty Are Like Old Soldiers. In Later Years They Recount The Little, Amusing Incidents That Happened Infrequently, And Conveniently Forget The Long, Unrelieved Stretches Of Misery And Boredom.

Laugh At Yourself First, Before Anyone Else Can.