The Cocktail Party Is Easily The Worst

I Make Enemies Deliberately. They Are The Sauce Piquante To My Dish Of Life.

[on The British Museum:] It Was Manifestly Impossible To Read All The Books In That Huge, Gloomy Structure, But I Made A Good Try And Accumulated A Fund Of Useless Information Guaranteed To Cast A Pall Over Any Dinner Table.

Someone Has Said That Life Itself Is A Party: You Join After It's Started And You Leave Before It's Finished.

The Loudest Psalm Singer In The Congregation Always Is A Reformed Sinner.

Nothing Spoils A Good Party Like A Genius.