Laugh At Yourself First, Before Anyone Else

Good Manners - The Longer I Live The More Convinced I Am Of It - Are A Priceless Insurance Against Failure And Loneliness. And Anyone Can Have Them.

The Loudest Psalm Singer In The Congregation Always Is A Reformed Sinner.

Cocktails Are Society's Most Enduring Invention!

Serve The Dinner Backward, Do Anything - But For Goodness Sake, Do Something Weird.

Nothing Spoils A Good Party Like A Genius.