Laugh At Yourself First, Before Anyone Else

Most Rich People Are The Poorest People I Know.

Cocktails Are Society's Most Enduring Invention!

To Get Fifty People To A Cocktail Party In New York, You Ask One Hundred. In Hollywood, You Invite Twenty.

Only Those Who Have Earned Leisure Know How To Use It Profitably.

The Cocktail Party Is Easily The Worst Invention Since Castor Oil