Only Those Who Have Earned Leisure Know

Serve The Dinner Backward, Do Anything - But For Goodness Sake, Do Something Weird.

People Who Have Escaped From Poverty Are Like Old Soldiers. In Later Years They Recount The Little, Amusing Incidents That Happened Infrequently, And Conveniently Forget The Long, Unrelieved Stretches Of Misery And Boredom.

Laugh At Yourself First, Before Anyone Else Can.

I Make Enemies Deliberately. They Are The Sauce Piquante To My Dish Of Life.

To Get Fifty People To A Cocktail Party In New York, You Ask One Hundred. In Hollywood, You Invite Twenty.