Etiquette-a Fancy Word For Simple Kindness.

Laugh At Yourself First, Before Anyone Else Can.

To Get Fifty People To A Cocktail Party In New York, You Ask One Hundred. In Hollywood, You Invite Twenty.

Someone Has Said That Life Itself Is A Party: You Join After It's Started And You Leave Before It's Finished.

Don't Try For Wit. Settle For Humor. You'll Last Longer.

Only Those Who Have Earned Leisure Know How To Use It Profitably.