Etiquette-a Fancy Word For Simple Kindness.

People Who Have Escaped From Poverty Are Like Old Soldiers. In Later Years They Recount The Little, Amusing Incidents That Happened Infrequently, And Conveniently Forget The Long, Unrelieved Stretches Of Misery And Boredom.

The Loudest Psalm Singer In The Congregation Always Is A Reformed Sinner.

Only Those Who Have Earned Leisure Know How To Use It Profitably.

[on The British Museum:] It Was Manifestly Impossible To Read All The Books In That Huge, Gloomy Structure, But I Made A Good Try And Accumulated A Fund Of Useless Information Guaranteed To Cast A Pall Over Any Dinner Table.

The Cocktail Party Is Easily The Worst Invention Since Castor Oil