Etiquette-a Fancy Word For Simple Kindness.

What Is A Bore? Maxwell Definition: A Vacuum Cleaner Of Society, Sucking Up Everything And Giving Nothing. How Do You Spot One? Bores Are Always Anxious To Be Seen Talking To You.

Bores Put You In A Mental Cemetery While You Are Still Walking.

Don't Try For Wit. Settle For Humor. You'll Last Longer.

Someone Has Said That Life Itself Is A Party: You Join After It's Started And You Leave Before It's Finished.

Fight Fire With Fire. If You Must Have Bores, Always Put Them Together Or At The Same Table ... Bores Have An Effervescent Chemical Reaction On One Another At A Party. They Invariably Have A Marvelous Time Trading Banalities In The Absence Of Competition. Clichés Roll Trippingly Off The Tongue Like Sparkling Epigrams And Trite Observations Acquire Depth Sinking Into Receptive Minds.