Etiquette-a Fancy Word For Simple Kindness.

Fight Fire With Fire. If You Must Have Bores, Always Put Them Together Or At The Same Table ... Bores Have An Effervescent Chemical Reaction On One Another At A Party. They Invariably Have A Marvelous Time Trading Banalities In The Absence Of Competition. Clichés Roll Trippingly Off The Tongue Like Sparkling Epigrams And Trite Observations Acquire Depth Sinking Into Receptive Minds.

Nothing Spoils A Good Party Like A Genius.

Someone Has Said That Life Itself Is A Party: You Join After It's Started And You Leave Before It's Finished.

I Make Enemies Deliberately. They Are The Sauce Piquante To My Dish Of Life.

The Cocktail Party Is Easily The Worst Invention Since Castor Oil