Don't Try For Wit. Settle For Humor.

Etiquette-a Fancy Word For Simple Kindness.

What Is A Bore? Maxwell Definition: A Vacuum Cleaner Of Society, Sucking Up Everything And Giving Nothing. How Do You Spot One? Bores Are Always Anxious To Be Seen Talking To You.

I Make Enemies Deliberately. They Are The Sauce Piquante To My Dish Of Life.

Intolerance Of Mediocrity Has Been The Main Prop Of My Independence.

Bores Put You In A Mental Cemetery While You Are Still Walking.