Middle Age: When You Begin To Exchange

You Couldn't Tell If She Was Dressed For An Opera Or An Operation.

Middle Age: When You Begin To Exchange Your Emotions For Symptoms.

I've Just Learned About His Illness. Let's Hope It's Nothing Trivial.

If A Woman Likes Another Woman, She's Cordial. If She Doesn't Like Her, She's Very Cordial.

Humor Is Merely Tragedy Standing On Its Head With Its Pants Torn.