Maybe It's True That Life Begins At

I Don't Like To Cook. I Can Make A Tv Dinner Taste Like Radio.

My Mother Hated Me. Once She Took Me To An Orphanage And Told Me To Mingle

Religion Is Such A Medieval Idea. Don't Get Me Started. I Have Thought About Every Facet Of Religion, And I Can't Buy Any Of It.

They Just Elected Me Mis Phonograph Record Of 1966. They Discovered My Measurements Were 33 1/2, 45, 78!

When I Go To Bed At Night, I've Got So Much Grease On My Body I Wear Snow Chains To Hold Up My Gown.