... If I Invested In A Mouthwash

Never Refer To Your Wedding Night As The Original Amateur Hour.

Maybe It's True That Life Begins At Fifty. But Everything Else Starts To Wear Out, Fall Out, Or Spread Out.

If You Don't Have Wrinkles, You Haven't Laughed Enough.

Your Husband Is Lazy If When He Leaves The House, He Finds Out Which Way The Wind Is Blowing And Goes That Direction.

I'm Eighteen Years Behind In My Ironing.