I Was So Wrinkled I Could Screw

I Honestly Believe There Is Absolutely Nothing Like Going To Bed With A Good #book; Or A Friend Who's #read One.

If You Don't Have Wrinkles, You Haven't Laughed Enough.

No Matter What Time Your Guests Arrive, Pretend They're Early, So Naturally You're Not Ready.

Comedy Is Tragedy Revisited.

The Last Thing I'd Learn, Well Into My Career, Was How To Get On, How To Say Hello, How To Get In With The Audience.