I Was So Wrinkled I Could Screw

Doctors Say It's Okay To Have Sex After A Heart Attack, Provided You Close The Ambulance Door.

Fang Can't Stand To See Trash & Garbage Lying Around The House. He Can't Stand The Competition.

My Mother-in-law Buys Her Coats In A Carper Shop. She Wears A 9x12.

Never Refer To Your Wedding Night As The Original Amateur Hour.

Actually, I Comb My Hair Quite Often. Of Course, I Use An Electric Toothbrush.