Looking 50 Is Great, If You're 60.

Keep Moving. It's Hard For Old Age To Hit A Moving Target.

I Have No Sex Appeal, Which Kills Me. The Only Way I Can Ever Hear Heavy Breathing From My Husband's Side Of The Bed Is When He's Having An Asthma Attack.

I Finally Found Out How Priests Get Holy Water. They Boil The Hell Out Of It.

I'm Telling You That At Eight She Knew More About Reproduction Than Xerox.

I Can't Wear Yellow Anymore. It's Too Matchy-matchy With My Catheter.