I'm Telling You That At Eight She

Having My Daughter, I Screamed For Twenty-three Hours Straight. And That Was Just During Conception.

I Lived To Be On Stage, And I'm Terrified. Terrified Before Every Show.

The Fashion Magazines Are Suggesting That Women Wear Clothes That Are 'age Appropriate.' For Me That Would Be A Shroud.

That Baby Is So Ugly... I've Never Seen A Six-month-old So Desperately In Need Of A Wax.

I Think Any Celebrity That Adopts A Child From A Third World Country Is A Fool.