I Was The Last Girl In Larchmont,

I Think Any Celebrity That Adopts A Child From A Third World Country Is A Fool.

If You Don't Want Gays In The Military, Make The Uniforms Ugly.

To The Pessimist The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Is Another Train.

What I Love About Jewelry Is You Can Change It For Something Else Without Surgery.

I Have No Boobs Whatsoever. On My Wedding Night My Husband Said, 'let Me Help You With Those Buttons' And I Told Him, 'i'm Completely Naked'.