With This Face, I Need All The

Valentine's Day Is Different For Old People. At This Age I Receive Chocolates In Boxes Shaped Like Artificial Hearts.

The Last Time I Appeared In Las Vegas, They Were Wearing Hoop Skirts And Davy Crockett Hats, ... But They Say 'what Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas.' And As Far As Fashion Is Concerned, That's A Good Thing.

Never Admit That Your Back Goes Out More Than You Do

Having My Daughter, I Screamed For Twenty-three Hours Straight. And That Was Just During Conception.

Life Is Hard. And We Better Laugh At Everything, Otherwise We're Going Down The Tube.