Life Is Tough, And If We Don't

It's Very Rare That An Older Comedian Sort Of Slips Into An Old-school Clunker. You Know, You Don't Hear Too Much Of That Anymore.

Life Is Tough, And If We Don't Laugh, We're Going To - Our Head Will Explode.

Maybe I'm Corny, But I'm A Big Believer In Second Chances.

I've Actually Tried To Roast Somebody That I Don't Like, And It Doesn't Go Well. Either They're A Bad Sport Or I'm Not As Funny As I Could Be.

I Want The Roast To Be Like A Party Where Everybody Goes And Has A Good Time.