It's Very Rare That An Older Comedian

Life Is Tough, And If We Don't Laugh, We're Going To - Our Head Will Explode.

Sometimes During My Set I Invite Volunteers Up On Stage To Get Speed-roasted And I'm Worried That I May Have Hundreds Of People Rushing The Stage All At Once. Luckily I'm A Black Belt In Karate And I Can Fend Them Off.

My Life And My Career Have Been A Series Of Happy And Not So Happy Accidents.

Comics Just Don't Retire. They Either Die Young Or They Go To 100.

I Don't Think It's Unfair To Have Writers. I Think If You're Going To Do A Roast On Television, As If You Were Doing A Play Or You Were Reading A Script Of A Movie, You Would Have The Best Possible Material. And Those Are The People Who Score, The People Who Are Willing To Listen To The Roasting Experts And Then Come Out There And Own That Material.