It's Very Rare That An Older Comedian

My Life And My Career Have Been A Series Of Happy And Not So Happy Accidents.

Comedians A Lot Of Times We're On The Road, We're By Our Self. We Come Home To New York To Our Empty One-bedroom Apartment, You Know, And We Need A Place To Go Where You See A Bunch Of Other Miserable People Sit Around And Eat A Corned Beef Sandwich.

When I See A Good Singer, I Get Teary-eyed. Part Of It Is Jealousy Because All Comedians Are Frustrated Rock Stars. That's A Fact.

Before You Can Be All Deprecating It's Helpful To Be Self-deprecating.

Comics Just Don't Retire. They Either Die Young Or They Go To 100.