Before You Can Be All Deprecating It's

Life Is Short. You Have To Be Able To Laugh At Our Pain Or We Never Move On.

Life Is Tough, And If We Don't Laugh, We're Going To - Our Head Will Explode.

In Boston Where Community Policing Is So Important, They Don't Necessarily Have To Like Each Other, But They Know Each Other. The Cops In Boston Make It Their Business To Get Out Of Their Vehicles, To Engage The Public, To Walk Around The Neighborhoods. They Live In The Community That They Police. And I Think These Things Help.

Charlie Sheen Is To Stand-up What Larry Flynt Is To Standing Up.

The Good Thing About A Jail Show Is Nobody Gets Up And Walks Out.